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💰 Big Promises, Same Receipt
When both parties converge on the same promise, it tells you something...

Daniel Anderson
Editor, The Money Maniac
August 14, 2026

Good morning, Maniacs!
Stocks hit another record. Core inflation cooled to 2.5%. Jobless claims are still near historic lows at 209,000. On paper, this is about as good as an economy gets.
Then you go to the store.
Groceries are up 32% since the pandemic, and both parties keep campaigning on fixing exactly that. Today, we get into why neither side can deliver, and why the only way to lower prices never seems to be anyone’s plan.
Plus: Berkshire starts buying again, condo fees are about to jump, and one phone call cost a Tampa woman $25,000.
Let's dive in! 👇
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THE MAIN EVENTBig Promises, Same Receipt 🧾
Two summers ago, a presidential candidate stood behind a table stacked with meat, milk, and eggs and made a promise. “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.”
Eighteen months later, groceries are up another 3.3%. Of the six grocery aisles the government tracks, exactly one is cheaper than in January 2025. Dairy. By 0.3%.
Now, New York's mayor is rolling out the other party's version of the same play. Five city-owned grocery stores, selling produce, meat, and seafood at 30% off.
Here's the problem: we've already run that experiment.
The federal government operates 235 discount grocery stores today (military commissaries), and they deliver almost exactly Mamdani's target, roughly 25% savings.
The catch? It takes about $1.4 billion a year from Congress, around 30 cents of subsidy per dollar sold. The discount is real. The savings aren't. The bill just moves from the register to the taxpayer.
But set the politics aside, because politics is the least interesting part. When both parties converge on the same promise, it tells you something. Few things move American wallets, or ballots, like groceries.
So why can't anyone deliver? Three reasons.
Reason 1: You're Barely Paying For The Food 💵
Let's break down the average dollar you hand the cashier.
About 19 cents makes it back to a farm, per the USDA's official accounting.
About 1 cent is the store's profit. Don't take anyone's word for it. Kroger, America's largest pure grocer, sold $147.6 billion of groceries last year and reported $1.0 billion in net earnings. That's under a penny per dollar.
The other 80 cents feeds the machine in between. Processing, packaging, trucking, warehousing, labor.
That machine is what got expensive. Since 2020...
Diesel +71%
Fertilizer +134%
Long-haul trucking +44%
Warehousing +53%
Food-factory wages +34%
In fact, since January 2025, farm prices have fallen 0.7%. Yet shelf prices rose 3.3%. Farmers are holding their end down, but they only control 19 cents of your dollar. The other 81 cents inflated right past them.
What about “corporate greed?”
The FTC found grocery markups rose from 5.6% to 7.0% of revenue after the pandemic.
So picture the cart that cost you $100 in 2020. Today it runs about $132. If stores gave back every point of that markup increase, you'd save roughly $1.85.
The rest isn't sitting in anyone's pocket. It was spent on diesel, fertilizer, and paychecks somewhere between the field and your cart.
Nobody in the chain has a 30% cushion to give back.
Reason 2: Nature Sets The Big Prices 🐄
Zoom in on the three biggest price moves lately, and you’ll notice who's actually in charge.
🥩 Beef, +24% since January 2025. The US cattle herd is the smallest it's been since 1951. Rebuilding it makes prices worse before better, because a calf takes about two years to reach market weight. Plus, every heifer a rancher holds back to breed is a cow that doesn't become burgers.
☕ Coffee, +33%. America only grows about 1% of the coffee it drinks, so your morning cup is priced in Brazilian weather.
🥚 Eggs, −56%. The one true grocery collapse of the past 18 months. The cause wasn't a policy. Bird flu ended, flocks recovered. What fell, fell on its own.
Herds, weather, and disease don't take orders from Washington. Or Gracie Mansion.
Reason 3: These Fixes Have Already Failed 🧪
The tools politicians hold have all been tested.
Discounts by decree. Nixon froze prices in the 1970s. Ranchers held cattle off the market, hatcheries destroyed chicks, and shelves emptied. All that disruption bought almost no price benefit.
Discounts by ownership.
Baldwin, Florida closed its municipal market in 2024 after years of losses, with zero competitors in town.
Erie, Kansas's mayor put it best. “We had one profitable month, and then after that, we were bleeding.”
Only oversupply has ever worked. Annual grocery prices have fallen exactly twice since 1967, in 2016 and 2017, thanks to an oversupply of beef, eggs, and dairy.
Change The Scoreboard 💡
Michigan State food economist David Ortega puts it bluntly. “People want grocery prices to get down to pre-COVID levels, and that's just not going to happen.”
The realistic goal isn't falling prices. It's prices that rise slower than your paycheck.
2026 grocery inflation is running just 1.1%. Against a 3 to 4% raise, your food bill shrinks the only way it ever does, as a share of your income.
That's the long American story. Groceries took about 14 cents of every take-home dollar back in 1960. Today, it’s under a nickel.
So the next time a politician promises cheaper groceries, remember the factors that dictate your bill. None of them are running for office.
Now you tell me 👇
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Losers
Resideo ($REZI) - Market Cap: $3.1B (Week-to-Date: -21.5%)
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Coherent ($COHR) - Market Cap: $64.0B (Week-to-Date: -13.7%)
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CHART OF THE WEEKBoomers Are Breaking The Jobs Data 🧓
On paper, America's workforce is vanishing. Labor participation just fell to 61.4%, the lowest outside of Covid in 50 years.
That green line looks like a recession warning, but the blue line is why it isn't.
Prime-age participation hasn't budged since January 2024. A small slice of the drop is young people staying in school longer, but the bulk of the move is a retirement wave (not a layoff wave).
More than 11,000 boomers turn 65 every day through 2027, and only 1 in 5 Americans over 65 keeps working.
That one detail changes how to read everything downstream:
Jobs reports will keep looking weak even in a healthy economy. The BLS expects labor participation to keep drifting lower through 2034.
The Fed has a harder job now. Weak hiring used to mean the economy needed help. But when the pool of job seekers is shrinking too, a small month of hiring can still be enough for everyone looking.
Fewer workers per retiree is the same story behind rising wages, Social Security's shortfall, and the rush to automate.
So when the next jobs report looks ugly, check the blue line before falling for a doomsday headline.
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